Any questions?

Tom Lehrer

(Canon, “O du eselhafter Martin”, by Mozart)

The professor The students (#1, 2, and 3)
Now then, are there any questions,
Any problems, any questions?
If there are none, then I am done,
And I can bid you all good day.
For there's no reason I should stay here,
Since I've said all I have to say here.
If there are none then I am done,
I wish you luck on the examination.
And so my friends, I bid you all goodbye,
I hope you liked this course as much as I.
Goodbye, goodbye,
Goodbye to one and all I say goodbye.
Just one more thing -- and do not laugh,
I hope you'll take the second half:
Physics, Physics,
Physics 11b.
For there's no reason I should stay here,
For I've said all I have to say here.
If there are none then I am done,
I wish you luck on the examination.
And so my friends, I bid you all goodbye,
I hope you liked this course as much as I.
Goodbye, goodbye,
Goodbye to one and all I say goodbye.
Just one more thing -- and do not laugh,
I hope you'll take the second half:
Physics, Physics,
Physics 11b.
Now then, are there any questions,
Any problems, any questions?
If there are none, then I am done,
And I can bid you all good day.
#1: Ha, he asks if there are any questions.
Holy smoke have I got questions!
I've got a ton, and every one,
Would take him half a day to do.
But I don't really want to stay here
Since he's said all he has to say here
But it's agreed that I shall need
Much more than luck on the examination.
And so I think I'll let him say goodbye
I guess that he is as relieved as I
Goodbye, goodbye,
Thank God the course is over now, goodbye
One thing he said that makes me laugh
He hopes I'll take the second half
Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha,
Don't make me laugh.
Now then, are there any questions,
Any problems, any questions?
If there are none, then I am done,
And I can bid you all good day.
For there's no reason I should stay here,
Since I've said all I have to say here.
If there are none then I am done,
I wish you luck on the examination.




#2: Ha, he asks if there are any questions.
Holy smoke have I got questions!
I've got a ton, and every one,
Would take him half a day to do.
And so my friends, I bid you all goodbye, #2: Ha, he asks if there are any questions.
#3: But I don't really want to stay here
I hope you liked this course as much as I. #2: Holy smokes have I got questions!
#3: Since he's said all he has to say here
Goodbye, goodbye, #2: I've got a ton, and every one,
#3: But it's agreed that I shall need
Goodbye to one and all I say goodbye. #2: Would take him half a day to do
#3: Much more than luck on the examination.
Just one more thing -- and do not laugh, #1: Ha, he asks if there are any questions.
#2: But I don't really want to stay here
#3: And so I think I'll let him say goodbye
I hope you'll take the second half: #1: Holy smokes have I got questions!
#2: Since he's said all he has to say here
#3: I guess that he is as relieved as I
Physics, Physics, #1: I've got a ton, and every one,
#2: But it's agreed that I shall need
#3: Goodbye, goodbye,
Physics 11b. #1: Would take him half a day to do
#2: Much more than luck on the examination.
#3: Thank God the course is over now, goodbye
Now then, are there any questions, #1: But I don't really want to stay here
#2: And so I think I'll let him say goodbye
#3: One thing he said that makes me laugh
Any problems, any questions? #1: Since he's said all he has to say here
#2: I guess that he is as relieved as I
#3: He hopes I'll take the second half
If there are none, then I am done, #1: But it's agreed that I shall need
#2: Goodbye, goodbye,
#3: Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, don't make me laugh.
And I can bid you all good day. #1: Much more than luck on the examination.
#2: Thank God the course is over now, goodbye
#3: Ha, he asks if there are any questions.
#1: And so I think I'll let him say goodbye
#2: One thing he said that makes me laugh
#3: Holy smokes have I got questions!

#1: I guess that he is as relieved as I
#2: He hopes I'll take the second half
#3: I've got a ton, and every one,

#1: Goodbye, goodbye,
#2: Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, don't make me laugh.
#3: Would take him half a day to do