Monthly Archives: January 2006

Happy birthd***SEGMENTATION FAULT***

Yesterday, I turned 31. Today, our flat-screen TV stopped working, my portable hard-drive crashed, I broke a sandstone statue, and the struts in my Honda are busted. Apparently, my warranty has expired.

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Sign language

While driving past our local Lowe’s, I spied the following sign: NOW OFFERING ROOF INSTALLATION! We stand behind it! Call me picky, but if you want to inspire confidence in the roof you’ve just installed, you really should be willing … Continue reading

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Holiday post-season wrap-up

Hope everyone out there had a good holiday break. Here are some highlights of the season in komplexifyland. Three unexpected Christmas gifts #3. In deference to my famous inability to perform basic arithmetic in my head, a student in my … Continue reading

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