Monthly Archives: June 2006

p implies q

Posted on June 26, 2006 by Travis

‘One of the places the Queen B and I visited whilst in the primordial land of Florida was the Thomas Edison winter vacation estate, located on the shore of the Caloosahatchee River.   Our guide, who looked remarkably like Edison … Continue reading →

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The West Coast of the East Coast

Posted on June 26, 2006 by Travis

Hi everybody! I’m back from a week in Florida. The Queen B and I headed there to see her family, who, due to a case of curious chronological convenience, celebrates her mother’s birthday, her niece’s birthday, her parent’s 40th anniversary, … Continue reading →

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Poetry inspired by the titles of magazine articles read by two different women on the plane flight home from Florida

Posted on June 25, 2006 by Travis

The better qualities of Man lay hid in night. God said, “Let Science be!” and all was light. Woman 1: The effects of water saturation on chemical bonds in a weak force field Archaeologists discover evidence of caste society in … Continue reading →

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Pre-flight check

Posted on June 18, 2006 by Travis

Welcome to Northwest Flight 1234 with service from Rapid City to Fort Meyers, Florida. While there may be fifty ways to leave your lover, there are only four ways to leave the aircraft: one exit near the cockpit, two over … Continue reading →

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The art of conversation

Posted on June 17, 2006 by Travis

During a car ride home, as we pass a friend’s parents’ house: Wife: Hey, it looks like K and S are at her parents’.   I wonder what they’re doing. Me: Well, it  looks like what appears to be G … Continue reading →

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