Monthly Archives: February 2007

Where there's smoke, there's irony

Posted on February 27, 2007 by Travis

Below is the front page article from today’s Rapid City Journal. Smokers, breathe easy! Lawmakers nix bill to expand ban RAPID CITY — Black Hills area smokers praised the failure Monday of the apparent final attempt in the Legislature to … Continue reading →

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Iie, wakarimasen

Posted on February 25, 2007 by Travis

A short list of phonetic (that is to say, probably misspelled)  phrases I’ve gleaned from a watching a week’s worth of Japanese horror movies: Konichiwa: Hello (formal greeting). Domo: Hello (informal greeting). Moshi moshi: Hello (telephone greeting). Arigato: Thank you. … Continue reading →

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Definition

Posted on February 24, 2007 by Travis

Aposiopesis: a rhetorical device in which a speaker stops in the mid

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1 picture = 1 kiloword, Vol. III

Posted on February 23, 2007 by Travis

Hindsight: If you could read this sign to begin with, would you really require  a picture menu? Worst. Fragrance idea. Ever. ‘Cause the chicks just  love a dude that smells like gasoline exhaust and burnt rubber. Truth in advertising: I … Continue reading →

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Newsletter: month eleven

Posted on February 19, 2007 by Travis

Dear Ladybug, Today you turn 11 months old, and I wanted to wish you a happy eleven-twelfths of a birthday. Of course, this doesn’t mean squat to you right now as (a) if it doesn’t involve bananas or hide-n-seek, you … Continue reading →

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