Reasons why the Ladybug might be Hawaiian rather than Chinese

She gets a beautiful bronze tan within moments of going out into the sun.

She has lovely brown, curly hair.

She has an innate ability to shake her hips and dance to percussive music.

She has a natural fondness for water and, in particular, snorkeling and boogie-boarding.

She has an unnatural fondness for Spam.

She has her own ring of fire and frequently reeks of sulfur.

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