Monthly Archives: July 2007

How to make a fish out of palm fronds

As demonstrated to me by the Queen B, who herself learned it from a wizened old Hawaiian craftsman. What you need: Two long green palms fronds. Step 1: Take one of the fronds and wrap it twice around your left … Continue reading

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Reasons why the Ladybug might be Hawaiian rather than Chinese

She gets a beautiful bronze tan within moments of going out into the sun. She has lovely brown, curly hair. She has an innate ability to shake her hips and dance to percussive music. She has a natural fondness for … Continue reading

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