A conversation with the girl working the Burger King register:
She: Welcome to Burger King. May I take your order.
Me: Sure. I’ll have a Whopper combo, no cheese, no pickles, with fries and a Coke.
She: No cheese, no pickles. Do you want cheese on that?
[ Slight pause. ]
Me: I see Burger King doesn’t subscribe to the Axiom of the Excluded Middle.
She: Um… what?
Me: No cheese, please.
P.S. On a related note, my Whopper had cheese.
