Teenage texter
HAEV U EV3R WANT3D 2 COMUNICAET WIT TENAEGRS ONLIEN OR THROUGH TEXT MESAGNG BUT U WERE NOT SUR3 HOW 2 PROP3RLEY PRESANT U IN A MANAR TAHT WUD B UND3RS2D BY SUCH P3OPLA!!1!!!1! OMG FR3T NO MORE!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL*
It’s the English-to-12-Year-Old Texter converter.
* (Have you ever wanted to communicate with teenagers online or through text messaging, but you were not sure how to properly present yourself in a manner that would be understood by such people. Fret no more!)