A dinner conversation from the other night.
The Ladybug: Hey, Daddy! Do you want to hear something funny?
Me: Okay.
TL: How do you spell Daddy?
Me: D-A-D-D-Y.
TL: How do you spell Mommy?
Me: M-O-M-M-Y.
TL: How do you spell Ladybug?
Me: L-A-D-Y-B-U-G.
TL: And how do you spell D.J.?
Me: D-J.
[ Pause ]
TL: Ha ha ha! D.J. is… D… J…! Get it? Get it?
Yeah, kid, I get it.