Part of a conversation discussing the logistical difficulties of bring computer parts to schools in remotest Alsaka:
“It’s tough gettin’ ’em up near Tractor and that area. What is it, like, 1500 miles away?”
“No, it’s only about 700 miles. It just feels like 1500.”
“Yeah, you gotta fly up there in a little plane no bigger than a Cessna. It takes, like, five hours and there ain’t no bathroom, so you really gotta be on top of your business.”
“Yeah. Or you will be.”