Reruns

Sometime in the morning:

Queen B: I want to make some homemade refried beans tonight, but we’ll need some more Ziploc bags to freeze them for later.

Me: Awesome.   I’ve got to go to the store anyway, so I’ll pick some up.

Sometime later:

Me: I’m back, with some quart-sized and some gallon-sized Ziploc bags.

QB: These are no good.   These are “storage” bags, but we need “freezer” bags.   These won’t work.

Me: Ah… okay… I’ll go back and get some freezer bags.

Sometime later still:

Me: I’m back, with some quart-sized and some gallon-sized Ziploc freezer bags.

QB: These are no good.   These have that little zipper thing, not a press-n-seal top.   The beans will seep out.   These won’t work.

Me: Riiiggghht… I’ll go back and get some freezer bags.

Still later yet:

Me: I’m back, with some quart-sized and some gallon-sized Ziploc, press-n-seal freezer bags.

QB: Perfect.   Unfortunately, it’s too late to make the beans now.   I’ll make them tomorrow.

To summarize: to the dude who first decided to make Ziploc bags come in new and exotic varieties… I hate you.

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