I just had a conversation with the Ladybug that she’s particularly proud of, and subsequently demanded that I post it to the web. Here it goes…
Ladybug: Hey Dad?
Me: Yes?
LB: Are diapers like panties for babies? Panties you can poop and tinkle in?
Me: I guess so. Gross, but essentially correct.
LB: What about panties for your head?
Me: What?
LB: Does anyone were panties on their head?
Me: Not that I know of.
LB: How about for a costume?
Me: What kind of costume involves wearing panties on your head?
LB: A doctor.
Me: A doctor? What kind of doctor wears panties on his head?
LB: All of them. They wear those panties over their mouth to keep the germs in so people don’t get sick.
Me: ….
LB: Right?
Me: Touche, young one. You have much wisdom.
LB: I do. Quick, go write that on your blog.
