Monthly Archives: March 2017


Of all the names folks use to refer to Donald Trump — Lord Cheeto, Agent Orange, Hair Furor, Casino Mussolini, SCROTUS — my personal favorite is Forty-Five. Every time I hear it, I’m reminded of theĀ “Eighty-Five” scene from Alien 3, … Continue reading

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The more things change…

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One fish, two fish, red fish, whooooooooa

Scene: The Butterfly, who is in second grade, is reading a book at the table with some apparent difficulty. The Butterfly: One… little… dog… going… in… Me: You realize you’re reading a preschool book, right? The Butterfly: I know. It’s … Continue reading

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