Monthly Archives: June 2017

Icarus

Posted on June 29, 2017 by Travis

Scene: The Butterfly and I are in my office. Me: That’s a beautiful butterfly you drew on the chalkboard. Butterfly: Thanks. Me: What is that big circle above its head with the lines coming out of it. Butterfly: That’s the bird … Continue reading →

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With friends like these…

Posted on June 27, 2017 by Travis

Me: Owwwww… Butterfly: What’s wrong, Daddy? Me: My leg hurts. I just can’t seem to sit in a position in which some joint in my leg doesn’t hurt. Butterfly: Sorry Daddy. Me: That’s okay. It’s what happens when you become … Continue reading →

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Or “break-me”s

Posted on June 23, 2017 by Travis

Scene: the Butterfly and I are watching the Ladybug doing conditioning at gymnastics. Me: Ugh. That looks exhausting. Butterfly: Those are called burpies. Me: If I tried to do that, they’d have to be called barfies. Butterfly: Dad joke? Me: … Continue reading →

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Lock it up! Lock it up!

Posted on June 19, 2017 by Travis

I just discovered that the Queen B reset my Facebook sharing defaults to ONLY share my posts with her, who I assume must authorize them before they can be shared with other people. I’d be peeved about this, except that I’m … Continue reading →

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Fed Up (get it?)

Posted on June 13, 2017 by Travis

Apropos of nothing, Special Counsel Robert Mueller is very square jawed.

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