Monthly Archives: July 2018


I’m at the pediatric dentist’s office today, waiting for my kids to finish their appointment. The television in the waiting room is playing The Incredibles, and it gets to the part when Dash Parr races across the lake to evade … Continue reading

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Short-fingered Vulgarian

The 1968 movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is on TV right now, and it is amazing to see how antiquated it feels, from its use of miniatures and chroma-key for special effects to its notion that the rulers of a … Continue reading

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Butterfly: I can’t believe we’re going to Justice! Me: It’s so hot out here, it should be called Juststeam.

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