Monthly Archives: August 2018

Penises. I’m talking about penises.

So National Enquirer head David Pecker just got immunity from federal investigators, which must be terrifying for Donald Trump. After all, it’s got to be a lot harder to cover up evidence of Pee Tape stories when you have a … Continue reading

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I’m teaching Calculus 1 this term from a textbook called Thomas’ Calculus, the 14th edition of which has three authors, none of whom is called Thomas. They should just rename it Theseus’ Calculus at this point.

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