Penises. I’m talking about penises.

So National Enquirer head David Pecker just got immunity from federal investigators, which must be terrifying for Donald Trump. After all, it’s got to be a lot harder to cover up evidence of Pee Tape stories when you have a Pecker that’s leaking.

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