Monthly Archives: October 2018

Promotion

Posted on October 19, 2018 by Travis

So, I handed over the contract that says I’ll be a supervisor next semester. Should I worried that the lady in Human Resources filed it inside a pentagram that spontaneously burst into flame on the wall behind her?

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Poker-playing dogs

Posted on October 15, 2018 by Travis

Forty-Five apparently has a dogs-playing-poker-style painting of himself drinking with past Republican presidents called “The Republican Club,” which he has chosen to hang in the White House. It’s tacky and gross, and I’ve fixed it for him, free of charge: … Continue reading →

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American pie

Posted on October 14, 2018 by Travis

Someone just asked me what my favorite pie was and I said “355/113, but 22/7 will do in a pinch” and they just stared at me for a loooong time. Totally worth it.

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Moove it

Posted on October 13, 2018 by Travis

I drove by a pasture and I watched as a herd of running cattle raced around its periphery, making sharp right-angled turns at each of its corners with speed and surprising grace, over and over again as if running laps … Continue reading →

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Hoo-hoo!

Posted on October 12, 2018 by Travis

Butterfly: Hey Dad! I can do the moonwalk backwards! Me: So you can… walk?

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