A late night conversation in the car.
BUTTERFLY: I can’t wait until I’m ten!
ME: Why?
BF: Because then I can get my piercings!
ME: Yep.
BF: I just have to decide where to get them.
ME: In your ears, of course. I’m not paying for nipple rings.
BF: No! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! No!
