Hello, Mr. Komplexify.
I’m calling you to give you a partial update on your truck, which my records indicate hit a deer on March 28.
The current Blue Book value for a 2007 Honda Ridgeline is $6000.
Examination of the exterior shows a loss of the front fender… loss of headlight… loss of the driver’s door… and damage to the driver’s-side passenger door… that’s looking to be about $9600.
Also, we haven’t been able to open the hood yet, but experience tells me that can’t be good.”