Conversation in the car yesterday between me and the Bugs.
Butterfly: Daaaaaad, why’d you make Stitch so scary on my squiggle napkin?
Me: Because your squiggle said “Draw me Stitch.”
Butterfly: Yeah, but you didn’t have to make him scary.
Me: Sure I did. It’s October. You get 31 days of ghosts and monsters in October.
Butterfly: Stitch is kind of a monster.
Me: Sure.
Butterfly: Why was he holding the fabric from Lilo’s dress? I didn’t get that.
Ladybug: Because he ate Lilo.
Butterfly: [ CRIES ]