Let’s review the past seven-and-a-half years of President George W. Bush.
On the negative side of the list:
- Failed to actually be legitimately elected president in 2000
- Destroyed the reputation and credibility of the United States within the international community
- Failed to dispatch the mastermind of the 9/11 attack
- Launched a universally unpopular and costly war under false pretenses and little planning
- Eliminated health and education benefits to veterans of said war
- Legitimized the use of torture
- Suspended basic human rights such as habeas corpus and the right to a fair trial
- Ran the American economy into the ground with impending recession, and credit and mortgage crises
- Record national debt, trade and budget deficits
- Fundamentally damaged American education under the unfunded NCLB mandate
- Openly hostile to science; enforces a crude, fundamentalist evangelical worldview
- Populated key government watchdog agencies (EPA, FAA, SEC) with executives from the very corporations they were established to monitor
- Bungled disaster relief with Hurricane Katrina
On the plus side:
- He sent me a check that covered the construction of a new deck in my backyard
So I guess, all in all, it was an okay presidency.
Assuming he doesn’t do anything else illegal, immoral, or just plain asinine in the next six months, that is.
Update!
Never mind.

Here we Dubya preserving the sanctity of 2008 graduation ceremony at the USAF Academy by chest-bumping the graduates. That guy is just a dumb ass.