Category Archives: flixify

Dread it. Run from it. Destiny still arrives.

Posted on May 9, 2018 by Travis
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These are not the graduates you are looking for

Posted on May 5, 2018 by Travis

Me: I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to take off your helmet for the Commencement Processional. Student: Mmmmble mmble mmb? Me: I said, you’re going to have to take off your Clone Trooper helmet for Graduation. Student: Why? Me: Because … Continue reading →

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I got vision and the rest of the world wears bi-focals

Posted on February 20, 2018 by Travis

We’re at the movies, watching the pre-preview features, one of which was a minute-long comedy cartoon called “Butch Cassidy and the Karate Kid,” the entirety of which involves a dude shooting a high-schooler at a karate competition. For fuck’s sake … Continue reading →

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American Woman

Posted on January 8, 2018 by Travis

(Spoilers, obviously!)

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Captain ‘Murika

Posted on May 16, 2017 by Travis
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